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And as I thought about it tonight, it's a little bit -- we were all talking about nature analogies -- it's a little bit like looking at a mole build a molehill. You say, That's very interesting. Then we walk out in the woods the next day and we notice a big mountain off in the distance. And we say, Good grief, that's enormously large. A really big mole must have built that. The truth of the matter is, it's not logical. We should be looking for different forces that result in different things.
Your mousetrap was built by human hands because its components are inanimate objects. Cellular life is living, vibrant, breathing, changing matter. You're not just comparing apples to oranges, you are comparing plastic apples to organic oranges, and I think therefore this analogy fails. I try to take one day at a time If we ask, for instance, whether the position of the electron remains the same, we must say "no"; if we ask whether the electron's position changes with time, we must say "no"; if we ask whether the electron is at rest, we must say "no"; if we ask whether it is in motion, we must say "no".
Creationists have certainty without any proof" -- Ashley Montagu NSFW: Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan. Sometimes people are just begging for that frypan, and if we weaken for a moment and honor their request, we should regard it as impulsive philanthropy, which we aren't in any position to afford, but shouldn't regret it too loudly lest we spoil the purity of the deed.
What we do not understand we do not possess. Be different: conform. I'm sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding. Every man is apt to form his notions of things difficult to be apprehended, or less familiar, from their analogy to things which are more familiar. Thus, if a man bred to the seafaring life, and accustomed to think and talk only of matters relating to navigation, enters into discourse upon any other subject; it is well known, that the language and the notions proper to his own profession are infused into every subject, and all things are measured by the rules of navigation: and if he should take it into his head to philosophize concerning the faculties of the mind, it cannot be doubted, but he would draw his notions from the fabric of the ship, and would find in the mind, sails, masts, rudder, and compass.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised. To write a sonnet you must ruthlessly strip down your words to naked, willing flesh. Then bind them to a metaphor or three, and take by force a satisfying mesh. Arrange them to your will, each foot in place.
You are the master here, and they the slaves. Now whip them to maintain a constant pace and rhythm as they stand in even staves. A word that strikes no pleasure? Cast it out! What use are words that drive not to the heart? A lazy phrase? Discard it, shrug off doubt, and choose more docile words to take its part. A well-trained sonnet lives to entertain, by making love directly to the brain. If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are it will. Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man. Too much is just enough. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. All his life he has looked away Never his mind on where he was, on what he was doing. The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers. To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods. Aphasia: Loss of speech in social scientists when asked at parties, "But of what use is your research?
Socialism cannot ensure conditions of life and consumption in accordance with the principle "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. Socialism has a different criterion for distributing social benefits: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his work. Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic status, is a fool.
The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow-- You are not wrong who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Bottle openers. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off.
I've got the toe clippers right here. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year It will show them what we are really like. NSFW: "One man's religion is another man's belly laugh. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity. The imagination can transcend them, and more in a free sphere of ideal existences. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking.
All Cokes are the same and all Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it. Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. NSFW: "One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it - they also believed the world was flat.
Let him step to the music he hears, however measured or far away" -- Henry David Thoreau. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me -- and by that time there was nobody left to speak up. Specialization is for insects. NSFW: "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.
NSFW: "Ask youself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves -- or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth. The sitter is merely the accident, the occasion. It is not he who is revealed by the painter; it is rather the painter who, on the coloured canvas, reveals himself. The reason I will not exhibit this picture is that I am afraid that I have shown in it the secret of my own soul.
Condemned, because he did not create himself, yet, in other respects he is free; because, once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does. You have to catch it yourself. O life! The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. NSFW: "We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
NSFW: "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Nietzsche Aphorisms: Out of life's school of war- What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. One begins to mistrust very clever people when they become embarrassed.
Forbidden generosity. There is not sufficient love and goodness in the world to permit us to give some of it away to imaginary beings. Death-The certain prospect of death could sweeten every life with a precious and fragrant drop of levity- and now you strange apothecary souls have turned it into an ill-tasting drop of poison that makes the whole of life repulsive.
Luxury-The love of luxury is rooted in the depths of a man's heart: it shows that the superfluous and immoderate is the sea wherein his soul prefers to float.
Making use of ebb and flow-For the purpose of knowledge we must know how to make use of the inward current which draws us towards a thing, and also of the current which after a time draws us away from it. Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway or the morrows.
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He'll live his days where the sunbeams start Nor could storm or wind uproot him. My own dear love, he is all my heart -- And I wish somebody'd shoot him. Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map. The so-called lessons of history are for the most part the rationalizations of the victors. History is written by the survivors. A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle Or as finished as it seems in the end. There's something the technicians need to learn from the artists. If it isn't aesthetically pleasing, it's probably wrong.
Save energy: be apathetic. System Administration is a dirty job, but someone said I have to do it. Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today, and it will set the pace tomorrow. I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well. Unfortunately, I am confined to this theme by the narrowness of my experience. The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of what one wants and not give in to it, to spend years in silent hurt wondering if something could have materialized -- and never knowing.
It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. It's easy to forgive Good, to forgive; Best, to forget! Living, we fret; Dying, we live. Silence is audible to all men, at all times, and in all places. If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
Perhaps that was the whole trouble; what he felt for her was not so much love as simply satisfaction at the idea of being in love. Or perhaps not. I would have you imagine, then, that there exists in the mind of man a block of wax The default Magic Word, "Abracadabra", actually is a corruption of the Hebrew phrase "ha-Bracha dab'ra" which means "pronounce the blessing". The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same. The best portion of a good man's life: his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Each of us bears his own Hell. Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them to do it.
Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly. An aide once asked him how he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week. The great man replied that it was because this week he knew better. They don't know how the world is shaped. And so they give it a shape, and try to make everything fit it. They separate the right from the left, the man from the woman, the plant from the animal, the sun from the moon. They only want to count to two.
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to. Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. A true artist will let his wife starve, his children go barefoot, his mother drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art. Brisk talkers are usually slow thinkers. There is, indeed, no wild beast more to be dreaded than a communicative man having nothing to communicate.
If you are civil to the voluble, they will abuse your patience; if brusque, your character. Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due; it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live in; it is easier to be a "civic leader" than to treat your own family with loving understanding; for the smaller the focus of attention, the harder the task. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. NSFW: I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel prize winning physicist, Niels Bohr, in Copenhagen.
He was amazed to find that over Bohr's desk was a horseshoe, securely nailed to the wall, with the open end up in the approved manner so it would catch the good luck and not let it spill out. The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe the horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr? After all, as a scientist --" Bohr chuckled. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not.
I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid. Watson, "The Double Helix". Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him. Such an excess of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature. Absolute power is kind of neat. It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.
The other day I Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out? All hope abandon, ye who enter here! But what can I call it? If I say they behave like particles I give the wrong impression; also if I say they behave like waves. They behave in their own inimitable way, which technically could be called a quantum mechanical way.
They behave in a way that is like nothing that you have ever seen before. Your experience with things that you have seen before is incomplete. The behavior of things on a very tiny scale is simply different. An atom does not behave like a weight hanging on a spring and oscillating. Nor does it behave like a miniature representation of the solar system with little planets going around in orbits. Nor does it appear to be somewhat like a cloud or fog of some sort surrounding the nucleus. It behaves like nothing you have ever seen before. If one doesn't change at different stages of life, the self begins to get tired of itself, and is no longer a creative phenomenon.
They could but make the best of it, and went around with woebegone faces sadly complaining that on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays they must look on light as a wave; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays as a particle. On Sundays, they simply prayed. Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened. Keep the company of bums and you will become a bum. Hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check and dying broke.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks, tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks: "Just lie down on the floor and keep calm. The world is coming to an end. Please log off. What is a chair? Well, a chair is a certain thing over there The atoms are evaporating from it from time to time -- not many atoms, but a few -- dirt falls on it and gets dissolved in the paint; so to define a chair precisely, to say exactly which atoms are chair, and which atoms are air, or which atoms are dirt, or which atoms are paint that belongs to the chair is impossible.
Feynman, Vol 1, Lecture Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large. I contain multitudes. I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released. I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme. When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or four years ago, he is a broad-minded man who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.
QOTD: The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the gerbil has more dark meat. If you analyse anything, you destroy it. No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves. How do you think he does it? I don't know. What makes him so good? Ain't got no distractions, Can't hear no whistles or bells, Can't see no message flashing, Types by sense of smell, Those crazy little programs, The proper bit flags set, That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Sure sends a mean packet.
Correction does much, but encouragement does more. The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system: "But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me -- and by that time no one was left to speak up.
Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply. The strong individual loves the earth so much he lusts for recurrence. He can smile in the face of the most terrible thought: meaningless, aimless existence recurring eternally. The second characteristic of such a man is that he has the strength to recognise -- and to live with the recognition -- that the world is valueless in itself and that all values are human ones. He creates himself by fashioning his own values; he has the pride to live by the values he wills. You only know what your mind can handle.
I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known something of what has been passing in their time. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. There are only two things in this world that I am sure of, death and taxes, and we just might do something about death one of these days.
Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always be used successfully as a bad example Power tends to corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely. What doesn't kill us, hurts like hell Go slowly to the entertainments of thy friends, but quickly to their misfortunes. If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening. At this Minsky shut his eyes, and Sussman asked his teacher "Why do you close your eyes? Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to set a bad example. Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
And no philosophy, sadly, has all the answers. No matter how assured we may be about certain aspects of our belief, there are always painful inconsistencies, exceptions, and contradictions. This is true in religion as it is in politics, and is self-evident to all except fanatics and the naive.
As for the fanatics, whose number is legion in our own time, we might be advised to leave them to heaven. They will not, unfortunately, do us the same courtesy. They attack us and each other, and whatever their protestations to peaceful intent, the bloody record of history makes clear that they are easily disposed to restore to the sword. My own belief in God, then, is just that -- a matter of belief, not knowledge. My respect for Jesus Christ arises from the fact that He seems to have been the most virtuous inhabitant of Planet Earth.
But even well-educated Christians are frustated in their thirst for certainty about the beloved figure of Jesus because of the undeniable ambiguity of the scriptural record. Such ambiguity is not apparent to children or fanatics, but every recognized Bible scholar is perfectly aware of it. Some Christians, alas, resort to formal lying to obscure such reality. Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid.
There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines. Buckminster Fuller, engineer, designer, and architect All phone calls are obscene. Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. Not suprisingly, we also have a couple of money-saving ideas that we submit to the Pentagon free of charge: a Don't kill anybody. We expect annual savings to be in the billions. For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck. The man she had was kind and clean And well enough for every day, But, oh, dear friends, you should have seen The one that got away!
Hi Jimbo. Really appreciate the help on the income tax. You wanna help on the audit now? The perfect friend sees the best in you -- sees it constantly -- not just when you occasionally are that way, but also when you waver, when you forget yourself, act like less than you are. In time, you become more like his vision of you -- which is the person you have always wanted to be. Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
NSFW: Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper? NSFW: Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms, and they'll call you crazy. The man who runs may fight again. Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.
My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. Somerset Maugham, his last words.
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Statistics are no substitute for judgement. Multics is security spelled sideways. Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an inveterate skeptic I have closed my mind to the truth. Most notably I have ignored the evidence for an Earth that is six thousand years old. There is a difference, and this is a difference, we might say, between prejudice and postjudice. Prejudice is making a judgment before you have looked at the facts.
Postjudice is making a judgment afterwards. Prejudice is terrible, in the sense that you commit injustices and you make serious mistakes. Postjudice is not terrible. You can't be perfect of course; you may make mistakes also. But it is permissible to make a judgment after you have examined the evidence. In some circles it is even encouraged. Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Now I lay me back to sleep. The speaker's dull; the subject's deep. If he should stop before I wake, Give me a nudge for goodness' sake. Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp! Cries she With silent lips. Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats. It's amazing how much better you feel once you've given up hope. Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
NSFW: Don't vote -- it only encourages them! The heroic hours of life do not announce their presence by drum and trumpet, challenging us to be true to ourselves by appeals to the martial spirit that keeps the blood at heat. Some little, unassuming, unobtrusive choice presents itself before us slyly and craftily, glib and insinuating, in the modest garb of innocence. To yield to its blandishments is so easy. The wrong, it seems, is venial Then it is that you will be summoned to show the courage of adventurous youth. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
JAKE: Hit it! But that am un-possible! One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard. That's what I want to offer you -- not the things I'll get for you, but the thing in me that will make me able to get them. That thing -- a man can't renounce it -- but I want to renounce it -- so that it will be yours -- so that it will be in your service -- only for you.
He said nothing and walked out of the house. He never saw that girl again. Gail Wynand, who prided himself on never needing a lesson twice, did not fall in love again in the years that followed. Time as he grows old teaches all things. Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.
Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them? Often accompanied by a strong belief in the tooth fairy. A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking. The descent to Hades is the same from every place. Shah, shah! Ayatollah you so! Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime. Mathematician's Proof: 3 is prime. By induction, all odd numbers are prime. Physicist's Proof: 3 is prime. Engineer's Proof: 3 is prime. Computer Scientists's Proof: 3 is prime.
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness. Silence is God's first language; everything else is a poor translation.
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If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. It will be advantageous to cross the great stream Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over. Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly.
Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease. Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole.
The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction. It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is to forgive a friend. The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent. I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid. Hate Kansas.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers. I let my heart fall into careless hands; Careless hands don't care when dreams slip through.
Pray, v. A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know.
Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad. NSFW: Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it. Flugg's Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum. Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around us in awareness. Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending mail about softball games.
And I've got this pain right through my ALU. I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens. I think it would be better for us both if you were to just log out again. Willard, Pure Math a. The good I am convinced, for one Is but the bad one leaves undone. Once your reputation's done You can live a life of fun. No one can put you down without your full cooperation by Anonymous. Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you! Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog. But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than in bed. What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better way to die? Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions? Somewhat alarmed at the continued growth of the number of employees on the Department of Agriculture payroll in , Michigan Republican Robert Griffin proposed an amendment to the farm bill so that "the total number of employees in the Department of Agriculture at no time exceeds the number of farmers in America.
The earth is billions of years old and its living creatures are linked by ties of evolutionary descent. Scientists stand accused of promoting dogma by so stating, but do we brand people illiberal when they proclaim that the earth is neither flat nor at the center of the universe? Evolution on an ancient earth is as well established as our planet's shape and position. Our continuing struggle to understand how evolution happens the "theory of evolution" does not cast our documentation of its occurrence - the "fact of evolution" - into doubt.
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves. Flee at once, all is discovered. Limit your vocabulary to simple words. Try to determine if you are speaking to someone in a leadership capacity, or an ordinary citizen. Hang up. There's no sense in trying to learn Martian over the phone. If your Martian really had something important to say to you, he, she or it would have taken the trouble to learn the language before calling.
Explain to your caller, politely but firmly, that being from Jupiter, he, she or it is not "life as we know it". Try to terminate the conversation as soon as possible. It will not profit you, and the charges may have been reversed. I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. Absence diminishes commonplace passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and kindles fire.
Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great. Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good. Let your conscience be your guide. But it does move!
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen. When the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led off with a couple of asterisked sentences: It weighs less than 8 pounds. Well, all this means is that the IIc alone weighs 7. The power pack, monitor, an extra disk drive, a printer and several bricks will make the IIc weigh more. Our lawyers were concerned that you might not be able to figure this out for yourself.
You can pay more if you really want to. Or less. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it? Life is like a simile. A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgement. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
The characteristic property of hallucinogens, to suspend the boundaries between the experiencing self and the outer world in an ecstatic, emotional experience, makes it posible with their help, and after suitable internal and external perparation I see the true importance of LSD in the possibility of providing material aid to meditation aimed at the mystical experience of a deeper, comprehensive reality.
Such a use accords entirely with the essence and working character of LSD as a sacred drug. Albert Hoffman, the discoverer of LSD. Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of. But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as we can tell. If intelligent people invested intense energy in issues that now seem foolish to us, then the failure lies in our understanding of their world, not in their distorted perceptions.
Even the standard example of ancient nonsense -- the debate about angels on pinheads -- makes sense once you realize that theologians were not discussing whether five or eighteen would fit, but whether a pin could house a finite or an infinite number. Gould, "Wide Hats and Narrow Minds". Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. The man scarce lives who is not more credulous than he ought to be The natural disposition is always to believe. It is acquired wisdom and experience only that teach incredulity, and they very seldom teach it enough.
Behave as if an impartial spectator is watching you. Use the idea of an impartial spectator to step outside yourself and see yourself as others see you. Use that vision to know yourself. Avoid the seductions of money and fame, for they will never satisfy. An appeal lies from his sentence to a much higher tribunal, to the tribunal of their own consciences, to that of the supposed impartial and well-informed spectator, to that of the man within the breast, the great judge and arbiter of their conduct.
Bore, n. Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division. Time gets mighty precious, When there's less of it to waste. It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Pooh looked at his two paws. He knew that one of them was the right, and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, then the other was the left, but he never could remember how to begin. Woody: What's the story, Mr. Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's just cut to the happy ending. Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here. Sam: Beer, Norm? Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do. You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my griefs; still am I king of those. Reality is for people who lack imagination.
There goes the good time that was had by all. Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it. Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions seldom black or white. Beware of the solution that requires one side to be totally the loser and the other side to be totally the winner. The reason there are two sides to begin with usually is because neither side has all the facts. Therefore, when the wise mediator effects a compromise, he is not acting from political motivation. Rather, he is acting from a deep sense of respect for the whole truth. Sam: What are you up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. Many a man that can't direct you to a corner drugstore will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind. I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. There is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon, however marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable.
Soon or late the laws governing the production of life itself will be discovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator on his own account. The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is even highly probable. Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits. Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years.